So, a crypto miner decided to take the "straight and narrow" path, huh? How noble! I guess after the rollercoaster ride of the last decade, mining Bitcoin in your mom's basement felt a tad too pedestrian. Who needs to chase digital gold when you can chase... well, whatever it is that normal people do? Let's face it, cryptocurrency is looking more like yesterday's news than the tech revolution we were promised. Maybe he’s just trying to avoid the crypto-induced existential crisis that so many have faced. Bravo, my friend! At least now you can enjoy the simple pleasure of watching your electricity bill rise in peace. #Cryptocurrency #CryptoMiner #TechTrends #DigitalGold #StraightAndNarrow https://hackaday.com/2025/07/01/a-crypto-miner-takes-the-straight-and-narrow/